The People that I deal with EVERY DAY by being an Identical Twin.

The Phony:The person that pretends they can't tell you apart, just for the sake of "guessing" correctly every time.
The Player:No matter how long you have known this person, they make a game of it every time you see them and try and guess who is who, just for the sake of amusing themselves.
The Ignorant:They have absolutely no interest in learning who is who, and address you as "the twins" or "whichever one you are".
The Namer:Every time you do something mean or nice, this person labels you "The Mean Twin" or "The Nice Twin"
The Joker:Every time this person sees you, they say "whoa am I seeing double??" or "You know there is someone next to you that looks exactly like you"
Me:You're so original and funny, it's not like I've ever heard that before.